A STREET TEASE FAM’ CAUSE… JUST BLOGGIN
fall 09 amateur magazine
Let’s explain… They are some families getting united along the way, it’s not a matter of how long time you hang out together for, it’s just a matter of circumstances, the right time, the right place. For the Mad Dogs, the right time, right place, were thank to this nerdy stuff called internet, this thing which makes our world better for some years now and our brains geekered. Everything came out as an evidence…
End of March, 3 emails later, I was ready to enter something that now cover my room walls : street-tease.com/blogs.
« Can I post porno pics? Promote drugs? Insult peeps? »
« Fo sho, you can post about hoes (finally not done cuz I respect prostitutes more than bitches, but I have post on bitches’ ass already), about porno, but only if it’s gonzo (done), and about insults, only if it’s someone I hate (done every times necessary), anyway, it’s gonna be fun ! »
What ? Fun (I fuckin’ hate this stupid word) ? You jokin’ ! Since we begun this mad dog thing, it’s just a blast everyday.
In five months, thank to Gero, Elroy, Dro, Mamzel&Maviou and Electroluxe Family, we bring peeps to discover more than hundred artists, get them into the glitch music world, share our brainless and sometimes borderline life, make their hip-hop discography more complete, talk shits and more…
If you don’t read french, you suck cuz you maybe won’t even laugh a giggle fo shizzle, and mofo, you’ll miss the Summer of Blog by Schmitto… Get the fuck out of the summer of love hippie mood, the Summer of Blog gives you a straight shot of gonzo addiction into the subculture world. And this is where da mad dogs movement came out…
Dunno if in Switzy you follow the most marketing bloggin’ shit, the Cool Cats Pop-up store… Dunno who the cool cats are? Check out, Mehdi, Busy P, Fafi, So-me, Michael from la MJC’… So fame, so hype, so priced-up but so priceless, so weird… So then we come out as the Mad Dogs, thanks to Schmitt-originals and his Schmittaturium Pop-Up project cuz the blog game is just bloggin’, right? Articles for free, so where’s the point at doin’ a pop up store to make money with shits…Let’s be real, let’s be free, let’s talk shits.
Summer beginning, a 2009 Berliner atmosphere floating over my blog, finally a 2006 crunkin’ Atlanta mood appeared and after dozen of shows in Switzy reported mid july, I got back to my family roots, punk time bro ! But THE summer project came up with the Butthunter… again an aswer to a weird hype stuff… Some girls made me puke, goin’ crazy for the Face Hunter during the Bread&Butter… So I decided to hunt those bitches’ ass. The chase was goin’ great till the minute I got screwed by a 1m80 girl…
This is my gift for you Amateurs…
I don’t have enough lines to talk about Shawn Barber, skins, Ripo, Mayer Hawthrone, punks, how to cook crystal meth, mullets… But you can check it on my blog and I swear, we’ll meet back in the next issue and I’ll prepare a special Amateur paper blog.
Love.
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